It’s been a long time coming, and a lot of hard work, but I’m so proud to announce the new work opportunity I’ve been offered. I’m so excited to finally tell you all: I’m Batman.
I know it’s a big life change, but I’m really truly ready to move to Gotham City, put on the Batsuit, and fight crime. There are those of you who might say that rent in Gotham is too prohibitively high to make becoming the Dark Knight worth it, or that Batman is a fictional character. These are certainly valid concerns, but after weighing my options, I truly believe this is the best choice for me.
I would like to thank everyone who has supported me through this, including my parents and Alfred, who, despite also being fictional, has been a major source of encouragement.
I really truly feel #blessed to be given this opportunity to be Batman. I’m Batman. Batman.